Apparently the International Federation Of Competitive Eating's new unit of measure for burgers is the exact weight of David Hasselhoff's head.
Let me give that a second to sink in.
Ready? No, ok.
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Now? No?
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My first question is why David Hasselhoff? What about David is synonymous with burgers? Schnitzel I can see. Even spatzel would be believable, but hamburgers? You may be saying to yourself, "But Foo Tasian, the hamburger hails from Hamburg, Germany doesn't it?" While that may be technically true, is anything more American than the hamburger?
My second question is will The Hoff comply with these requests? Seriously, he already made a guest appearance on American Idol a couple years back, what else does he have to lose. Not to mention he can plug the upcoming Knight Rider movie that is currently in production. He should just go for it and find out what that melon weighs.
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