Things I learned over New Year's weekend 2005-2006 as I waited for the beer to dry off my pants for the third time...
...my computer servers hate me and they know when I have a day off scheduled.
...my girlfriend can get drunk off of one glass of champagne.
...with the right people, 3-4 Plates of Penis can be really fun.
...apparently not everyone felt like getting serious about drinking.
...Piro can get serious enough about drinking for everyone.
...a 104 degree hot tub in 25 degree weather can make a lot of problems go away, especially when beer is involved.
...you must continually clean a house that you and 11 of your closest friends stay in on vacation, otherwise the final clean-up will be a nightmare.
...golfing may or may not be a sport depending on who you are talking to.
...Piro can do rockstar kicks so high that his back leg will come out from under him, and that's hilarious.
...lamps make suitable microphone replacements.
...chili and cornbread, ain't nothin' wrong with that.
...no more bets, no more bets.
...five homemade dips with accompanying chips far surpasses a bag of doritos and a couple of frozen pizzas.
...the amount of gas in a vacation house decreases exponentially with an increase in girls.
...flippy cup is an awesome game, as long as you don't have the suckie person on your team.
...Trivial Pursuit Millennium edition has a lot of questions about Filipinos in it.
...the number of ducks stepped on increased dramatically after the chili dinner.
...inadequate pants! Inadequate pants!
And the final thing I learned this New Year's weekend...
...the New Year's eve countdown is much more fun with a girlfriend.
Happy New Year Everyone!
4 comments:
...it's an excellent idea to wear a sweatsedo and cashmere skull cap for 3 days straight.
...it's good to make the holiday so much enjoyable for others by giving them stories for the next week.
P.S. Only dry heaved for 5-10 minutes or so.
I'm guessing that anonymous is Piro, but who's the man?
...Joel is much cheesier when he has a girlfriend. And he talks about sex a lot more.
...Jon was right about LRC (damn him)
...don't flush the toilet with your cell phone in the sweatsedo pocket.
...if the Piro soup has been simmering for 5 hours already, it's best for all parties concerned to keep him in there for the next 5 hours. And the 5 hours after that as well.
...Team Vag rules - not just at making good snacks and minimizing the amount of gas floating around, but at Cups and Trivial Pursuit as well! What did you Cocks and Balls ever do without us?
Hey dude! Remember me? I would just like to know what "Plates of Penis" are. On second thought, no I don't. Maybe Clare can explain it to me when I'm older.
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